CALCULUS JOKES. PLUS

My love for you is like an exponential curve.If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!.I don’t like my current girlfriend… Mind if I do a you-substitution?.Are you √2? ‘Cause I feel irrational around you!.

CALCULUS JOKES. PLUS

I have a math equation for you: you plus me equals awesome.

I’d like to be your derivative… So I could be tangent to those curves.

Are you the square root of -1? ‘Cause you can’t be real!.

I wish I was your math homework, then I would be real hard, and you would be doing me all night.

If you were a graphing calculator, then I could look at your curves all day long.

I’m sine, you are cosine, let’s make a tangent.

Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.

Are you a math teacher because you got me harder than trigonometry.

I wish I was your calculus homework because then I’d be hard and you’d be doing me on your desk.

What do math and my dick have in common? They’re both hard for you.

Yo girl, I heard you’re good at math… Cause your legs are always divided.

Being myself around you is as easy as pi.

I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.

Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.

My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!.

Girl, I know you like adding numbers, so can you please add yours to my contacts?.

You make my heart beat faster than an airplane going 200 miles per hour.

What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.

I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds.

How can I know 20 digits of Π… And not know the 10 digits of your phone number?.

Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!.

Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.

In fact, the only number I care about is yours.

I’d like to be your math tutor for the night: add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply!.

I like fractions, do you want to do some with me? I am like a numerator because I like to be on top.

I’m like pi baby, I’m really long and I go on forever.Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my eX without asking Y?.Why don’t you be the numerator and I be the denominator and both of us reduce to simplest form?.I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?.I am not very good at algebra, but I do know that you and I make 69.My feelings for you have grown exponentially.The square root of all my fantasies is you.Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too. I memorized the first 300 digits of pi.It will either make them laugh or blush! Math Pick Up Lines Here are the best math pick up lines to share with your crush. Of course, you might as well show them your funny side, too. Sweep your crush off their feet by showing them how knowledgeable you really are. If you’re a math geek, you should use an intelligent pickup line.

Calculus jokes.